Trump returns – undertaker parody

AND ANOTHER WIN
LOOK AT CRUZ LOOK AT CRUZ

FIVE
SIX
SEVEN STATES WON

CRUZ DID IT! CRUZ DID IT!
CRUZ BEATS TRUMP
FOR THE 7TH TIME CRUZ HAS WON
THE CRUZ CAMPAIGN HERE TO CONGRATULATE TED CRUZ AS CRUZ DOMINATES AGAIN

TAKE A LOOK AT HIM GUYS. TED CRUZ RIGHT HERE. HE USED TO BE PART OF THE ESTABLISHMENT
NOW HE’S WITH THE OUTSIDERS AND IS VICTORIOUS WITH TEAM CRUZ
UH OH…OH MY
>LIGHTS TURN OFF

OH MAN…OH NO
>GROUP OF PEOPLE WEARING MAGA HATS APPEAR CARRYING A CASKET
CRUZ LOOKS LIKE HE’S SEEN A GHOST
>CRUZ BEGINS SHAKING HIS HEAD IN DISBELIEF

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
HE CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE’S SEEING
I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I’M SEEING
>CASKET IS RAISED TO A VERTICAL POSITION

CRUZ SHOULD BE CELEBRATING NOW…HE SHOULDN’T BE IN SHOCK
TRUMP’S MUSIC IS HITTING…WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>CRUZ LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO CRY
LOOK AT CRUZ’S EYES…HE HASN’T BLINKED

>CROWD STARTS CHEERING
>CROWD STARTS CHANTING TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>LIGHTNING HIT THE CASKET

WHOA! MY GOD
>CASKET IS ON FIRE
OH MY GOD
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
I HAVE NO IDEA
OH MY GOD
>TRUMP BURSTS OUT OF THE CASKET AS IT’S ON FIRE
OH MY GOD….THE DEAD HAS RISEN

>CROWD CONTINUES CHANTING TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
ON MARCH 8TH, TED CRUZ. WITH A CASKET ON FIRE. WITH TRUMP INSIDE.
TONIGHT CRUZ HAS SEEN A GHOST

DONALD TRUMP IS BACK NOW FOR VENGEANCE
HE’S COMING INTO THE HAWAII AND I DON’T THINK HE’S HERE TO CELEBRATE
AND TRUMP BACK WHERE IT ALL BEGAN AT SUPER TUESDAY
OH MY LORD
DONALD TRUMP!
DONALD TRUMP WITH A CHOKE SLAM!
DONALD TRUMP IS CLEANING HOUSE
THERE GOES KASICH! AND RUBIO!

DONALD TRUMP IS CLEARING THE STATE OF EVERY GOP CANDIDATE WHO’S OUT HERE
OH MAN
TRUMP CITY PILE DRIVER
TED CRUZ CANNOT BELIEVE IT
>CROWD CHANTING TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

TED CRUZ IS NEXT…ON THE HIT LIST
DONALD TRUMP IS BACK WHOLE
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN IT IS INDEED THE BEGINNING OF THE END
GOOD NIGHT FROM THE RNC

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