Twiztedlette – a juggalette who doesnt get it

Fuck all of you juggalo haters.
We give you kno reason to hate us.
So we dont dress like all of you
or listen to the same music as all of you
that doesnt mean we arent human beings.
Im tired of seeing these damn websites with all this bullshit
so what if you dont understand what we believe in
does that mean you have to go around killing us
and saying every rude ass comment that comes to your mind about us
i mean seriously you call us a gang because we dress alike
and listen to the same music
and yeah i will admit some of us do get in legal trouble
but i mean if we wanna get technical we could call “preps”
a gang.
they dress alike. basically all of them wear hollister,
aeropostale, and american eagle and all those other shitty stores
like them. they also listen to very similar music and some of them too get in legal trouble.
so just stop with all this bullshit and move on

Hate haters , hate rich people and hate rude people while being rude and hateful – juggalettes and ninjettes

miss juggalette pageant 2010 – miss juggalette pageant 2011

What is the miss juggalette pageant ?

the miss juggalette pageant is a when a group of juggalettes run a “beauty” pageant to be declared the queen of juggalettes .

Who can enter the miss juggalette pageant ?

Any Juggalette , Ninjette or anyone down with the clown WHOOP WHOOP

Where can i sign up ?

Currently you must join

where you will be given all the information you need after posting a thread in the introduction section Introductions

What can i win?

The prizes are the title of miss juggalette 2010 and a wide selection of psychopathic records merchandise

Typical entrants of the 2009 miss juggalette pageant

Big, fat, bald, retarded — it’s all good with us. – Juggalos discuss sex

Sex Advice From Juggalos

This is fucking disgusting. No self-respecting woman would sleep with juggafilth.

Sex Advice From Juggalos

“Dirty Byrd,” 25

I’ve got my eye on a Juggalo, but I’m not a Juggalette. Should I just give up?
No, that’s fine. My friend Cliff is with this little tiny girl who keeps to herself. I think she actually works as a librarian. It really doesn’t matter. There’s no, like, hard criteria for it. I guess if you’re part of the family it’s easier, but nobody’s going to turn you away for being an outsider.

What’s the best way to pick up a Juggalo?
I don’t know if there really is a best way. We’re all pretty perverted, I guess. We like tattoos and piercing and all that — goth-looking girls, you know.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

Do Juggalos have sex in clown makeup?
I don’t — my girl’s not into that kind of shit — but that’s actually a pretty big thing with Juggalos. I was talking to one of my homies the other day and he was like, “Yeah, we got all painted up and made a porno last night.” So it happens, definitely. I remember back in 2003, 2004 there was tons of it around, just like bootleg Juggalo porn. People all painted up. It was pretty crazy.

I’ve been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he’s super Christian. I’m not even a little bit. Should I end it?
No. If you love a girl, then that shouldn’t matter. Unless she’s, like, all gung-ho and trying to convert you. Then maybe you can kick her to the curb. Most things are cool with Juggalos. I’ve seen dudes with 300-pound girls with facial hair and it’s all good. Big, fat, bald, retarded — it’s all good with us.

I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is “terrible taste” an okay reason to break things off?
No. But it’s a good reason to just make fun of them.

My girlfriend hooked up with one of her girlfriends and I got mad. She said it didn’t count as cheating, but I’m pissed. Isn’t it cheating no matter who it’s with?
I guess if it was a drunken bar night, it wouldn’t be that big of a deal. Girls do stuff like that, you know. But if you come home and they’re all over each other on the couch, you’d probably be within your rights to get a little pissed. If they ask you join in, that could be another story, I guess. But I’m not too into lesbians to tell you the truth, so I’d probably be a little angry.

“Ninjalette,” 25

What’s the best way to pick up a Juggalo?
The best way to catch a ‘lo or a ‘lette’s eye is to be yourself. We don’t like players or liars. Be confident. Face paint helps, too.

I’ve got my eye on a Juggalo, but I’m not a Juggalette. Do I still have a shot?
Yes, you do. At the moment, I myself am in a relationship with someone who isn’t a Juggalo.

I’ve been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he’s super Christian. I’m not even a little bit religious. Should I end it?
No, that’s just silly. If you really like this girl, you shouldn’t dump her over her religion. ICP themselves is, in fact, very religious. If you’re a Juggalo, I advise listening to “The Unveiling” from The Wraith: Shangri-la album and “Miracles” from Bang! Pow! Boom! to fully understand the message they’re trying to put out there.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Full-blown orgies with everybody in clown paint. Faygo everywhere, and lots of naked flesh.

Do Juggalos really have sex in clown makeup?
Some of us do, yes. It lets out the inner you that you’re afraid to show normally. It’s quite a thrill.

My girlfriend hooked up with one of her girlfriends and I got mad. She said it didn’t count as cheating, but I’m pissed. Isn’t it cheating no matter who it’s with?
Yeah, okay, she did the dirty on you, but wouldn’t it turn you on to watch them one day? I suggest a serious sit down and talk with each other. See what you’re both looking for in this relationship. If she wants more than you and you can’t handle it, maybe it’s time to move on.

Wes, 19

What’s the best way to pick up a Juggalo?
The best way to catch my eye is to be true to who you are. If you say you are about something, then be about it. Piercings and tattoos are a plus.

I’ve got my eye on a Juggalo, but I’m not a Juggalette. Do I still have a shot?
I have dated a couple of girls who weren’t ‘lettes. Most Juggalos don’t care if you are or aren’t. If a ‘lo connects with a girl then he’s going to like her and possibly date her. It is possible.

Do Juggalos have sex in clown makeup?
I’ve only done this once and she wasn’t even a Juggalette. So I guess you can say we do; I’m pretty sure most of us have tried it.

I’ve been getting serious with a guy. The more I get to know him, the more I realize he’s super Christian. I’m not, even a little bit. Should I end it?
This wouldn’t be a big deal for me unless she is a pushy Christian. Then I may have a problem because she isn’t respecting my beliefs. But most Juggalos I know are Christians and go to church often. But there are some, such as myself, who are atheists or practice other religions.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a juggalo event?
The craziest thing I’ve seen was at the last concert on Mother’s Day here in Memphis. This chick was getting fucked during the concert and her “man,” or whatever he was, was hitting it from behind. I was in front of her so she started kissing my neck. I was like “Get the fuck off me!” That’s hands down the craziest.

I’m dating a guy who doesn’t smoke. I don’t want to seem like a junkie, but the sex isn’t as good with out it. Is it okay to sneak off and get high before we go to bed?
Well, I for one don’t smoke weed. Nor have I had sex while high. It’s just not worth going to jail, or the money you paid for it. There are a million and one things I could think of buying instead of pot.

I was really into this girl. Recently, I looked through her iPod and noticed it was nothing but Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. Is “terrible taste” an okay reason to break things off?
No. She probably thinks the same about your music. But just because she listens to that type of music does not make her undatable. Just like liking ICP or other bands like them doesn’t make you a Juggalo. Any true Juggalo knows this. So don’t be so quick to judge.

Sex Advice From Juggalos

That shit is fucking unbelievably pathetic. If i was a juggalo I would be fucking mortified by it.

New Album Jeff Nipples- Pimples On My Ass

Jeff Nipples- Pimples On My Ass

new album by jeff nipples featuring the Juggalo holocaust song WAR and owned to the nippleos
pimples on ass
pimples on butt

This is a collection of unreleased Jeff Nipples from the era in between prince’s charm 2006 till early 2009 when I came back into the game more full time again. During this era I mostly only did a couple tracks per year, more than half the album is shit made in late 2006-early 2007

JH – Stop juggalo gangs graffiti schools

Because juggalos are uneducated now they use their anger to spray rude words onto schools , nice job icp .

“It just shocks me that somebody would do this,” said Alma Yates, principal of Highland Primary School in Snowflake, which was one of the targets of some very vulgar graffiti.

Also vandalized during the early morning hours of Thursday, June 17, were the Town of Snowflake’s old water tank, Fredrickson Park and the skate park.

Some of the graffiti had gang reference. ICP was written, which Snowflake-Taylor Police officers said was a reference to the rock group Insane Clown Posse, which performed in concert on June 11 in Tempe. There was a swastika, and vulgarities were used abundantly and painted on all signs at the skate park, as well as garbage cans and bathrooms at Fredrickson Park.

Cliff Crow, a maintenance worker for the Snowflake School District, said it would be difficult to cover. The buildings at Highland Primary are covered with stucco or brick. Crews were out trying to take off as much paint as possible, and then they will paint over it, which puts new paint on parts of the building. There is a concern that the graffiti will bleed through, especially on the stucco.

Recreation and Parks Director Don Camacho said that it will cost the town more than $600 to repair damage at the skate park, which will be closed until further notice. That does not include the cost for clean up at Fredrickson Park or the water tank.

“We live in a great community. When a few individuals (juggalos) decided to do something like this and deface public property, I’m a little saddened, especially by the vulgarity and lack of sensitivity displayed there. Certainly we’re not happy about it,” said Snowflake School Superintendent Hollis Merrell. “That’s another frustrating part about this, our maintenance crews are going to have to be pulled off their regular work to hurry and get this cleaned up.”

“Some of the recent graffiti that has been discovered appears to be gang related, with some of it not identified as gang related,” said Snowflake-Taylor Police Chief Jerry VanWinkle. “However, the damage that was received was not only alarming, but if the violators are caught, they are facing felony charges.  This case is under investigation with some possible leads.

“The graffiti as you are coming into Taylor from Show Low is gang related and alarming. I am working on a graffiti town ordinance to present to both towns, which gives the town authority to enter private property to clean up the graffiti after a reasonable request to the owners.

“I would just encourage all citizens to help out by being an extra set of eyes and ears, and report suspicious activity or potential crimes that they witness. Our community matters, and everyone needs to participate in policing by being alert and reporting to the police or WeTip any suspicious activity. The WeTip program is very effective, and the citizens of Snowflake and Taylor can receive a reward if their information helps solve these crimes. They can call 1-800-782-7463.”

Photo by Naomi Hatch

In the early morning hours of Thursday, June 17, graffiti was painted on Highland Primary School, the old Snowflake water tank, Fredrickson Park and the skate park. Nate Click, who is on the maintenance crew at the Snowflake School District, was among those out early trying to clean up the vulgarity left behind.

If Juggalos cant even take care of dogs , how can they take care of children

Juggalos and Followers of the insane clown posse cant even raise pets .

STERLING HEIGHTS — Kadie Russell and Justin Baker desperately want their dogs to come home, but “even if they won’t give them back to us,” said Russell, “we just want them to live.”

The couple’s four dogs — part boxer, part pit bull — are held at the Macomb County Animal Shelter in Clinton Township pending the outcome of a June 28 court hearing in 41-A District Court.

Police confiscated the animals June 1 after the dogs allegedly attacked Warren resident James Stempnik, 59, while he was riding his bicycle near Metropolitan Parkway and Mound around 1:18 p.m.

Stempnik said he was heading to Dodge Park from his home near 14 Mile and Ryan when he spotted the barking dogs in a yard at the corner of Almont and Metro Parkway.

He continued past the fence, assuming they were contained, but he later learned they had gotten loose from Baker and Russell’s house next door and had wandered into a neighbor’s unsecured yard.

Within seconds, he said, they were chasing him, pursuing him for nearly 2 1/2 blocks as they latched onto his right foot and left calf. He eventually halted his bike, fearful of crashing.

“It’s very painful,” he recalled. “It’s just gushing blood. I’m sure I screamed.”

Stempnik said he attempted to fend off the dogs with a camera encased in a plastic grocery bag, but the camera flew out and broke, leaving him with only an empty bag to wave at them.

Soon after, “somebody pulled off of 16 Mile and got out of their car, and people in general started stopping their cars,” he said. “I’m sure they were calling 911. I was very grateful for that, very thankful for that. I’m … very fortunate that I was on a busy road in the middle of the afternoon.”

Passersby gave Stempnik a bath towel and disinfectant to dress his wounds, while another person smacked the sidewalk with a baseball bat to distract the animals.

Police and animal control officers were able to catch two of the dogs near 16 Mile and Mound, and the other two deeper into a nearby subdivision, said Sterling Heights Police Lt. Dale Dwojakowski.

Russell, 20, now faces ordinance violations for vicious dog attack and possessing unlicensed dogs. She said she’s willing to take responsibility for her pets’ escape and feels terrible about the incident — “We feel bad that somebody was bit; our heart goes out to him and his family,” she said — but doesn’t want the dogs, which she deems puppies, to pay with their lives.

She said she’s convinced someone released the animals from her fenced backyard in the 36900 block of Almont. After the incident, she said, she found a latch on the inner part of the gate broken and a wooden stake, sunken into the ground outside the gate, moved.

She said she and Baker, 22, had added the stake and lined the bottom of the fence with chicken wire and bricks to make sure the dogs couldn’t burrow out.

Though multiple “Beware of Dog” signs are taped to their fence and porch, Russell and Baker insist the animals — named Blumpkin, Juggalo Jay, Poopstain and Jamie Madrox — have never been violent.

Baker said they host barbecues almost weekly and frequently have in excess of 25 guests, including children, at their home. He said they’ve gotten letters signed by their veterinarian, attesting that the animals aren’t aggressive.

“They’re puppies,” said Russell, who said she bought the dogs for $300 last fall from acquaintances going through a home foreclosure in Eastpointe. “They like to roughhouse and play.”

Baker and Russell allege some of their neighbors have antagonized the animals in the past by yelling, throwing rocks and spraying water at them. They said a woman recently approached them to say that, just prior to the attack, she saw intoxicated men kicking the dogs near Rosie O’Grady’s, a bar on Mound.

While they’re allowed to visit the dogs at the shelter, as of June 11, Russell said they hadn’t because they wouldn’t be allowed to touch them.

“I just can’t see my dogs without being able to hold them,” she said. “They’re like my kids. I love them just like I love my daughter.”

Russell said the dogs are her constant companions while she’s recuperating at home from chemotherapy treatments for a softball-sized tumor lodged between her heart and lungs.

“These dogs — they’re there when everybody else is gone,” she said, while Baker added, “It’s empty now without them here. The whole house is empty.”

Russell said she believes that fewer people would be concerned with the incident if the dogs weren’t part pit bull.

“If this would have been four pugs, or four poodles, or four Dalmatians,” she said, “it wouldn’t have even been an issue.”

Lt. Luke Riley of the Sterling Heights Police Department said the dogs’ fate will be determined by the upcoming hearing. Had Baker and Russell not been able to supply documentation of the animals’ vaccinations, shelter officials would have euthanized the dogs to test for rabies, he said.

Stempnik — treated by paramedics on the scene and administered antibiotics and a tetanus shot later — said he’s mending slowly. He’s been able to work, perform household chores and ride his bike, he said, but his ankles and wrist remain tender.

He said he’s unsure what outcome he’s hoping for in court.

“I really defer to the officials in Sterling Heights,” he said. “They have a protocol that has to be followed. I’m not asking for any special consideration or anything like that.

“I personally think the dogs were in this pack mentality,” he added. “I was there, I saw them: They were circling. I think the dogs, (in) my opinion, they’re a nuisance because there are four of them. They had this pack mentality that they were not going to stop.”

Stempnik said how the dogs escaped means little to him; the bottom line is, they did.

“What kind of incident do you need — when some school kid is hurt, when it’s a mom pushing a stroller?” he said. “I don’t think (it’s the fault of) the dogs in and of themselves; they’re just doing what dogs do. It’s up to us to control them … us being humans.” (JUGGALOS ARE SUB HUMAN AS THEY CANT RAISE DOGS)

He said he was still in the process of wading through insurance coverage details and hadn’t yet contacted an attorney — and wasn’t sure if he would. At press time, he had not spoken to Baker or Russell about the incident.

Juggalo – Tech N9ne briefly arrested in Lee’s Summit


Kansas City rapper Tech N9ne is out on bond after being arrested today in Lee’s Summit.

While the speeding-around-in-a-Ferrari part of the incident sounded glamorous, it turns out the alleged crime wasn’t much to rap home about.

Police said Tech, whose real name is Aaron Yates, had an outstanding warrant for failing to appear in court. The original charge, police said, was “placing illegal banners” in Blue Springs.

Lee’s Summit police said they picked up the rapper after a traffic stop at 12:50 p.m. today.

Word hit the Web by 1:19 p.m., when Tech posted on Twitter, “I’m getting arrested.”

He followed up with another tweet linking to a photo of a police officer helping him into the back of a cruiser.

Tech’s business partner, Travis O’Guin, later explained.

“You’ll probably laugh,” he said before launching into the story.

O’Guin said it all started when he and Tech decided to road-test O’Guin’s brand-new Ferrari F430.

O’Guin took the car from 0 to 70 mph in three seconds, he said, which caught the attention of a Lee’s Summit police officer.

The officer pulled O’Guin over outside of Culver’s, a burger restaurant at 1701 N.E. Douglas St., and ran the pair’s IDs. That’s when he discovered a warrant in Tech’s name and arrested the rapper.

O’Guin said neither he nor Tech knew about the Blue Springs charge or the warrant.

He said that it was probably Tech’s fans — not the rapper himself — who hung the posters, and that Tech wasn’t even in town when the charges were filed. He said he and Tech plan to go to court tomorrow morning to try to clear the charges.

O’Guin said Tech was in jail 22 minutes before posting $300 bond.

Gang Rags – Juggalo Gang Blaze Review

Heres a review by a juggalo on blaze ya dead homeys new album – gang rags , the great news is that this album wont sell as it is very bad so we have less juggalo gang members wearing their bandannas and committing crimes .

















Juggaloism – the 6 Stages of Juggaloism

Stages of Juggaloism

Stage One- Pre Birth:
This occurs before you know Insane Clown Posse exists. You know you’re different. You don’t conform with society. You see the world differently than most and aren’t sure where your view fits in.

Stage Two- The Awakening:
You are introduced to I.C.P. A friend may introduce you, or you may hear a song on the radio. Maybe you see someone sporting a shirt and think “I wonder what that’s all about.” It can happen in many ways, but from here on out nothing is the same. You start to discover the magic that is the Dark Carnival. You being to find that place where your view belongs.

Stage Three- Clown Boy:
This is the stage that most people resist. Nobody likes to think of themselves as a clown boy (or fanboy, or hound dog…take your pick), but we’ve ALL been there. This is where I.C.P. and Psychopathic are the WORLD to you. You want all the merchandise, memorize all the songs, and follow blindly the lead of Joe, Joey and the Psychopathic machine. The most common symptoms of being in this stage are: calling ANYONE a Juggahoe, dissing anyone for not having as much merchandise as you or not knowing every lyric to every song on every Psychopathic album, believing everything that J says, and generally defending Psychopathic in everything they do, even when they are wrong. Some are more obvious in this stage than others, but believe me, you too will be / are / once were a clown boy. Sorry. That’s just the way it is.

Stage Four- Disillusionment:
This is where you start seeing cracks in the perfect structure that is the Juggalo World. It happens different for all of us. Something will plant a seed of doubt in the world you’ve emersed yourself in. Maybe you meet Shaggy and he’s rude to you. Perhaps you start to see that Psychopathic Records is no different then other record company, and that their main goal is to make money. You start doubting the “Family” and all the hype that come with it. This is the hardest stage to get through. All the faith you put into Psychopathic starts to crumble, and you begin to feel lost once again.

Stage Five- Realization:
The last stage. This is when you finally figure it out. Being a Juggalo isn’t about the merchandise or knowing what kind of pudding Shaggy likes. It’s not about hating / liking things just cause I.C.P. says so. It’s about being YOU. This is about being your own person and not letting anyone tell you how you should be, think, act, or dress. It’s about a community of people that have had similar experiences and feelings as you. We have a connection together….even if we don’t always get along or agree.

Stage Six- Joining The Juggalo Holocaust:
Self explanatory.

Say hello to the Juggalo Cult

the juggalo cult is out and stalking the forums and these blogs

heres their latest comments

Somebody said we’re brainwashed by Satan…”The Great Deciever.” Let me let you in on a little something.
We believe in this “Great Deciever.” We call him The Great Milenko. We know he exists. and we know he is pretty much in control of the world. Honestly, I doubt many of us could give a fuck less.
We all await the day that God comes and destroys this pile of shit and all of it’s filth, hate, and dumb fucks that judge people. You say we’re brainwashed, we say your brainwashed. At least we don’t give all our money to a child molester standing behind a pulpit. You honestly think that because I’m not sitting in a pew letting some other DUMB human tell me right from wrong and how to live my life, that I’M brainwashed? HAHAHA
Not one of you fucks was there to take the headphones out of my ears when I needed somebody and found ICP. So what if I want to subject my brain to subliminal messaging and violence? None of you care until it effects YOUR precious existence.
This world is now ending. Juggalos are just a byproduct of this revelation. Get used to it, we aren’t the only thing that the Dark Carnival has to unleash upon the world.

Comments from juggalo mmfwcl

Comments from juggalo

i live in Chicago 2 bitch im goin this year 2 i see a holocaust shirt im bombin on yo bitch ass no words juss me stompin yo head in bitch sayin u gnna kill me hahahahahaahahahahahahahhhah kill me? bitch please ypu fag bitch i dont care if i know what u look like still gnna knock your teeth out yo mouth BITCH SAY SUMMIN 815 FO LIFE

you don’t do shit and don’t tell no one there u hate juggalos you are a fake and fake wanna b tough guy i cant wait till Illinois has carry permits pistols popping on yo bitch ass hahahahahahh juggalos for life and 815 till i die

He blocked me before I could reply back.  cry

Comments from juggalo

Police always prepare when Icp comes to town

Two people were stabbed at Wendy’s on East Colfax Avenue Monday evening and police have arrested a suspect who they believe was likely attending the Insane Clown Posse concert at the Fillmore Auditorium.

Police were investigating the motive behind the stabbings in the Wendy’s parking lot at East Colfax and Emerson Street. Prior to the arrest, police had been on the lookout for a suspect wearing white pants and a white shirt and face paint.

The victims were transported to Denver Health Medical Center in critical condition.

The stabbing took place shortly before the Insane Clown Posse concert at the Fillmore.

“Police always prepare when this band comes to town,” said Lt. Matt Murray of the Denver Police Department.